All he wants is
the girl next door

Andy Shelton, a young, successful Ivy League grad has a big problem…or a little one. All he wants is the girl next door, the one woman who would make his life complete.  And OMG! It’s almost impossible to believe what he goes through to get her.
Todd Dempler, suave, charming is a Calvin Klein underwear model with more packed in his pants than in his head. Todd and Andy were high school swim team buddies, but now they’re playing on different teams. Todd just didn’t have the smarts to get him to Yale. “Why can’t you be more like Andy?” was the mantra Todd heard from his overbearing dad when he was growing up.  But what didn’t get Todd into the Yale club got him into other clubs. He waves his dick like the American flag is attached to it. And attracts a platoon of ladies.  It’s impressive!

Now if only Andy could get Todd to find him his dream girl…

Trish Delaney, designer label chic, the girl that Todd finds for Andy is more at home in Barney’s than in the bedroom. Andy can’t figure out why? Maybe Andy just doesn’t got it, that is, what Todd’s got. (Got the idea?)  But love is blind – and Andy is in love.

When Andy sets off on a business trip, Todd is out to prove that he can score where Andy strikes out.
But wait! Andy’s not a quitter.  Andy’s going to get back what he thinks he must have. He needs help – which happens to slink in on 5 inch heels!

Natalie Caruso, the actress, the seducer, the stuff dreams are really made of helps Andy find himself – in two languages! And along the way, she teaches him that good things can come in smaller packages.

It is a COCK-eyed world of misadventures and sexual gymnastics where boy gets girl, boy loses girl – and where extra-large boy steals girl, loses girl – but ends up a porn star!

SMALL HANDS! is a testosterone driven adventure that takes us from the trendy streets of SOHO to the turquoise waters of the Caribbean, then half-way around the world to prove that the size of your heart is more important than the size of your prick. (Did I say that???)

SMALL HANDS! holds up a mirror to us all. We laugh, cry and vow we would never do that, but you know what? We always do. It’s part of our DNA